When someone shoves a PVC pipe up their ass, drinks some laxatives, and shits violently into their partners mouth through the pipe.
by SaturnNeptune February 6, 2023

When your boom stick booms the wrong way, and you have to stick your thumb inside the whole in your neck.
by Lemomlimepie6 May 21, 2021

by Don’t_worry May 20, 2021

Wanting to save money but not self-respect, Jumbo made himself a Kentucky screwdriver instead of reaching deeper into the liqueur cabinet.
by Toomatch February 24, 2015

a sex position that you jam a thumb up a partner ass like Kentucky ballistic shove his thumb in his jugular
by Wario_Wa_Wa May 20, 2021

Similar to a muzzleloader; place your chewing tobacco on your partners asshole then pack it in using your dick. Then quickly light the hairs on their asshole on fire and watch them shoot across the bed faster than a speeding bullet.
Last night I tried to do a change up to the ol’ muzzleloader and tried the Kentucky flintlock. Learned the smell of burned ass hair is a turn off for her.
by BigToeMo December 12, 2020

"Dude what's Pete's deal?"
"I dunno man, he's kinda lost it. Rumor has it he saw a kentucky escort last night too"
"Gross"
"I dunno man, he's kinda lost it. Rumor has it he saw a kentucky escort last night too"
"Gross"
by yungmelvin June 6, 2017
