Wanting to save money but not self-respect, Jumbo made himself a Kentucky screwdriver instead of reaching deeper into the liqueur cabinet.
by Toomatch February 24, 2015
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Get the kentucky cooter mug." Hey man I heard you gave that girl from the club the Kentucky Kiss"
" Nah bro she lying, I only do that with girls I'm dating"
" Nah bro she lying, I only do that with girls I'm dating"
by TuxedoFlask December 8, 2019
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Get the kentucky milk mug."Dude what's Pete's deal?"
"I dunno man, he's kinda lost it. Rumor has it he saw a kentucky escort last night too"
"Gross"
"I dunno man, he's kinda lost it. Rumor has it he saw a kentucky escort last night too"
"Gross"
by yungmelvin June 6, 2017
Get the Kentucky Escort mug.1. (Noun) The act of two people in the shower, typically a man and a woman, who engage in a sudsy sexual experience. The woman will have soap dripping down her back and butt cheeks, and the male will use the soap as lube to slide his penis between the two cheeks until he cums on the woman's back. As the cum drips down between her butt cheeks, she lets out a momentous fart and the cum sprays back onto the man's body.
"Hey man, I was at this chicks house and got the biggest Kentucky Slimer of my life."
"So Chad came over last night and he Kentucky slimed me so hard I had to shower four times."
"So Chad came over last night and he Kentucky slimed me so hard I had to shower four times."
by MackeralWave July 18, 2016
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Last night I tried to do a change up to the ol’ muzzleloader and tried the Kentucky flintlock. Learned the smell of burned ass hair is a turn off for her.
by BigToeMo December 12, 2020
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