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jess

like a toilet, fat white and smells like poop.
ew it's jess
by wpoejfw November 13, 2014
mugGet the jessmug.

Jess

Jess has small titties but they are still nicešŸ˜ she takes nudes and sends them to her friend group. Her boyfriends dick is bent and he gets a boner every time he sees her. She smokes and drinks a lot. It’s her life get over it. She won’t be a virgin this time next week.
Jess is sexy asfšŸ˜
by Noodlebruh December 30, 2018
mugGet the Jessmug.

Jesse

Son of a fishing god, who is in the process of dethroning said god!!!!
Jesse can outfish anyone on any lake anytime!!!
by son of a fishing god February 3, 2010
mugGet the Jessemug.

Jesse

Jesse- YOU BETTE RUN, WHORE!
Whore- Shupt up you asshole.
by Horny Masturbating Chick April 29, 2017
mugGet the Jessemug.

Jesse

A extreme "Fuckboi" who is a complete douche.
Man, He is a real Jesse!
by KnifeMastur March 31, 2017
mugGet the Jessemug.

Jess

Jess is an absolute amazing girl who makes you feel so good it’s unreal just talking to her makes your day 100 times better than it first was she cares she’s total wifey material and total mum material to some day ;) she’s beautiful yet she won’t believe it cause she can’t see her self through our eyes if she could she’d realise how amazing she is
Jess is a beautiful girl who you should never let go of she’s yours take pride that she’s yours cause there’s like 7 billion people she could be with but he’s with you

Love you babešŸ˜‰
-Ev
ā€œJess is the best girl I’ve ever metā€
by EvH1872 July 12, 2018
mugGet the Jessmug.

Jesse

A piece of shit who's conceited and doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself, also what the fuck kind of name is that
Jesse is a fucktard
by JessesucksXx September 8, 2017
mugGet the Jessemug.

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