The term jail crazy describes that one friend you want to take to jail with you, if you go. That jail crazy friend would make jail much more tolerable because they don't take crap and have a this is how it's going to be attitude. They also seem to make most situations more fun.
by okcongirl September 25, 2019
" jail's hard but its nice"
by skittleandvannie July 17, 2021
“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”
by K.armaaa_ December 08, 2022
Similar to jet-lag, jail-lag is the time/routine shift which a person experiences after being in jail for more than just a few days.
After serving 18 days in jail being forced into an unusual routine, a person experiences jail-lag after returning to the "free" world.
by NoMoreFederalGovernment! August 05, 2013
An inmate looks at their cell mate and asks what they have in their hands.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.
by Eagles Are Awesome May 13, 2020
Not being able to have sex or jack off as a result of excessive masturbation or sexual intercourse leading to cuts and bruising on the penis.
by yerda42 November 20, 2018
by TokenIranian September 23, 2016