James

James is the cringiest person you will ever meet. His jokes make no sense. He over uses memes so that the meme isn't funny to you anymore. Don't ever make an inside joke with a James. If you do he will over use that inside joke. He will say it repeatedly when it is neither relevant nor funny. You don't want to make friends with a James. He will annoy you until he dies.

MOTHERFUCKING JAMES WONT STOP IT WITH THE MEMES! JAMES JUST GO AND DIE!

by not_the_real_def June 7, 2018

James

James is literally so cool and such a god like legit hes a god

Why?
Cause

E

Jack:Yo James

James: I am literally a god

by Hitler was correct in 1943 February 28, 2021

James

A cool friend. But if he's American, he's definitely a lazy fat shit. Still a cool friend though.

"He's morbidly obese, but looks chill. Probably a James."

by Brudenoodle December 9, 2018

James

Just a skinny white boy, probably plays soccer

Boy 1: "Yo man who's the new kid"
Boy 2: "His name is James"
Boy 1: "Ew"

by BoogerFart August 22, 2022

Jamed

The verb from being groomed by a man named James.

"Guys I've been Jamed, who do I tell?"

by MessiahTheSlayer March 2, 2022

James

Has a small dick.

James’ small dick could not penetrate the anus of an ant.

by Jake Blackball November 24, 2021

James

Bond

“James, James Bond”

by doyoulikecommitingwarcrimes? February 26, 2021