Ivan Rod

Ivan Rod is known for controlling all his hoes and also even other people's hoes.

Breezus: Damn Ivan Rod out here controlling all these hoes on CMC.

Tyler Killion: Don't worry Breezus, Captain Save-a-Hoe is here to stop these hoes from Ivan Rod.

by CMCcontroller July 13, 2016

ivanism

Illogical hacky code that is prone to fail and only apply to a single use case

This code is full of ivanisms

by pseudocoder August 7, 2017

ivan the gamer

"Ivan the gamer" is some kid who says he's good at call of duty. But deep down in his retarded heart he knows that there is one person in his life that just naturally happens to be better than him at every game. I once read in a book that Ivan the gamer likes men.

If it has to be when they were on the way to go to there, "Ivan the gamer" is the one that they have no way there to be left afterwards because once they had them can't be open. Furthermore, he sucks at call of duty

by woeiuhfoaiuyadsfjdxsvvhhhv February 14, 2019

Ivan

Russian music addiction who will drink vodka

HEY I SAW A IVAN TODAY!

by UnknownSONofAGun November 5, 2019

ivantale

a very good song.
it is written by the band "real men," and it's only a demo so far, but i've been listening to it non-stop! it's so good.
here are the lyrics:
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of IVANTALE
I woke up and cried
My wife fucking died

My kids hate me now

This is my IVANTALE
I stood up and walked to check on my wife
but then I realize, that she ain't inside
I'm worried noooooooooow
what do I do with her noooooooooooow?
I told my kids to stay inside
Left the house, and I'm petrified
What the fuck do I do nooooooooooow?
Where the fuck should I go noooow???

person 1: did you hear that new song by real men?
person 2: oh yeah! i love story of ivantale.

by sexy king musha May 18, 2020

Ivan Ga

A man who claimed he is normal, but he is cooler than everyone. His gestures are cool. His hairstyle is cool. His outfit is cool. Everything is cool about Ivan Ga.

- "Yo man, i think you are cool !"
- "Yeah, thanks !"
- "You are like Ivan Ga !!!"
- "Who the f**k is Ivan Ga ?!"

by SlaviIsSlav August 14, 2020

IVAN DUQUE

Colombian president known by the memes about him, his incapacity to govern a country and its stupidity by saying "Regards from the President Uribe…, he loves you" to the spanish king.

Do you know Ivan Duque?

Sure, I know he's a puppet.

Who is building the worst failed state in the world?

- Ivan Duque, of course.

by Zerstreut2dei September 17, 2020