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inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise

to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).
Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.
by flyfart July 22, 2008
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inverted tail boner rudder hudder

when a guy tucks his pinger between his legs and GOES LIKE FUCK!!, pretending he is in a boat holding the rudder running round ballock naked making speedboat noises

"I feel like a break from the normal chug this evening, time to tuck this bursting bricker between these legs and motorboat my badself until the cows come home :-)"
bricker pinger ballock naked inverted tail boner rudder hudder
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 30, 2011
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double inverted hi-c rudebayga

when you jack a hawaiian off and when he cums catch it and slap him in the face with it.
gary just gave me double inverted hi-c rudebayga last night it was fucking crazy.
by garyplorence May 25, 2009
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Dubble-sided Inverted Purple Rotating Dildo

The perverted retard decided that it would be a good ideas to search up what a Dubble-sided Inverted Purple Rotating Dildo would be
by PotatoInABox May 30, 2017
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Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY
by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011
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Invert

When something is so cringe or embarrassing that you physically contract or wince.
" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "
by sunnysunny22 January 4, 2019
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inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.
"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."
by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010
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