What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 08, 2023
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Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.
Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.
Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:
BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….
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popular sentence said by chammaks to baddies to try to rizz them but usually(always) fails, this sentence is also common among the rizzlers
i got rizz i got jizz what you want?
by willmadigfit May 22, 2024
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i wanted you

its a definition of i liked you but you didn't realize because you are fucking stupid now i don't like you anymore
i wanted you.
by ilovesabrinacarpenter January 22, 2023
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