Harper is a sexy beast who takes long strides while walking because he has a monsterous dick. He constantly walks with his hands in his pockets with a smile on his and is always on the sidelines during football games.
Person 1: “why he walk like that”
Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”
Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”
Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”
Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”
by Iheartbigmouthjay November 24, 2021
Get the Harper mug.a girl who is tries to be nice, tries to fit in, and tries to be liked, and somewhat accomplishes being liked, fitting in, and being liked.
by harperrurfav April 12, 2025
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Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.
by bobsaget21 February 2, 2020
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by Noah harper November 29, 2023
Get the Harper mug.Harper is that one boy in school who is really over hyped.. but you don’t like him because of that. You like him because he’s charming, kind, and his deep eyes always seem to find yours. He’s goofy but that’s the best kind. He’s shy around you, but you realized it’s only you.
Harper is so fine..
by HarperFineAsf<3 September 7, 2022
Get the Harper mug.More than likely one of the most beautiful, gorgeous, sexiest, adorable girls in the planet. She is incredibly smart and knows how to make her lover happy to be with her. She's cracked at Fortnite and knows how to say a thing or two in Roblox chats ;). She is one of the most funny people you will ever meet. If you meet a Harper Burgess, wife her up because she will make you enjoy every second of the rest of your life.
"Is that a Harper Burgess? Woah she's beautiful, incredibly sexy, and very smart. I must wife her up immediately"
by ConnManATL January 11, 2025
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