1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.
2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!
2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
by Derrick Moran September 24, 2008
by Colonal Sanders July 06, 2003
"Affectionate" term for New Hampshire, usually used by Massholes, I think more so than other New Englanders. I've heard it used when talking about beer runs to the state liquor stores just over the border. Often pronounced "New Hamsta".
by TrishTheDish June 27, 2005
When in bed with a girl, fart under the covers and hold her under. Then make her give you a blowjob if she wants to get out.
(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)
(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)
by Zz GOOSE zZ May 25, 2009
Hamster-Pig is a phrase that originated from the South of England to describe a morbidly obese woman who has both hamster and piglike features. Hamster-Pigs can be found in a variety of places throughout the South of England and will often be seen complaining that there trotters ache, or tucking in to a bucket of the Colonels finest fried chicken.
"eurgh, not Megan? she's a right Hamster-Pig"
"Im sick of the South, theirs so many Hamster-Pigs about"
"Im sick of the South, theirs so many Hamster-Pigs about"
by Dr Analord September 28, 2009
by Arthur Kushman May 03, 2010
by ithinkiamalive February 25, 2014