Hamster eating a banana

Small people eating big people penis.

She sucked me off like Hamster eating a banana

by Klibikis December 9, 2016

Hamster Jam

When pleasuring yourself by letting hamsters burrow into your anal cavity and one of them gets stuck thus causing a log jam of hamsters in your anus.

Proctologist (looking at X-Ray): Well you've got a pretty nasty hamster jam going on in there. We're gonna have to send a snake up there to clean 'em out.

by DoubleDs22 January 2, 2012

Hamster boy

Is a so called big shot and is cool wit the ladies

id hate to be like hamster boy.

by DJ delboy February 7, 2006

hamster packer

someone who puts hamster or gerbils in there anus for sexual pleasure, usually gay

he's such a hamster packer

by chenger November 8, 2003

hamster balling

Hamster Balling is when one crawls up into a woman's vagina and rolls around. The woman normally dies.

Man, my mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend when we were hamster balling.

by Ross R. R. December 14, 2008

Hamster Squeaking

When two Hamsters doing sexually related actions in a caged enclosure but to other objects.

Willis and Amy put their Hamsters in the cage together, but they were both Hamster Squeaking the wheel.

by MoniWhoa January 5, 2010

hamster lamp

The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.

Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you

Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?

Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo

by 96blaze January 6, 2014