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Grunt Texts

Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.
My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.
by Sportyspice85 December 2, 2018
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Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.
They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.
by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023
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grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"
Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!
by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014
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Grunt

Originally used to define untrained general soldiers. Can be used to identify people in groups who blindly follow the loudest, or even the person standing higher than everyone. Fairly mindless and will believe almost anything that they're told.
Guy: See that Kate? She's been writing hate posts about me for a while now, she dosen't even know the real reason why.

Guy2: She's such a grunt bro.
by Kanonymouse April 7, 2011
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stall grunts

Someone who grunts while they take a shit in a public stall even when there is someone in the stall next to them.
I had a hard time shitting at the fair while the dude in the stall next to me was letting out some loud stall grunts.
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
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Grunt fold

The area of skin between your scrotum and your anus.
''Oh no, James... I wiped some shit on my grunt fold'
by The Jizz Crusader March 22, 2016
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