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Grocery store

1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.

2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.

3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:

A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."

B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!

Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...

C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*

Person 1: Why it took you so long?

Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
mugGet the Grocery storemug.

grocery grabber

A crash old mini van, usually seen driven by a mom.
Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."
by coubatis May 27, 2018
mugGet the grocery grabbermug.

GROCERY BAG

a reference to the skin tone of black people in the United States. People darker than a grocery bag were denied entry to churches, universities, and social events. More recently, it represents the skin color of the "ideal" black woman
And I got her, nigga: grocery bag
by Calypso268 October 31, 2021
mugGet the GROCERY BAGmug.

Grocery Store Rack

Why does she need to grab melons? She already has the whole grocery store in her shirt, she has a grocery store rack.
by shobu August 23, 2008
mugGet the Grocery Store Rackmug.

grocery dick

You got enough dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner... And maybe a snack.
by Hp September 6, 2016
mugGet the grocery dickmug.

Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.
You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!
by Asshole862 November 14, 2011
mugGet the Grocery Monstermug.

grocerys

U gotta eat th booty like grocerys
by Ur welcome your the defs May 15, 2018
mugGet the grocerysmug.

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