Ghost Groceries

When you walk into the kitchen planning to grab food, open the fridge or pantry, stare at it for a few minutes, and then walk away without taking anything.

"Bro, I just did ghost groceries again, opened the fridge three times and still didn't eat anything.

by SnackBandit September 21, 2025

Grocery Store Method

when you see a bad bitch in the grocery store so you put her in your shopping cart and take her home without her consent

“Yo I just got this girl using the grocery store method”

by oregonleafblower69 October 23, 2025

Grocery Boy

A cute boy, such as one you might find bagging groceries in a Publix.

Example 1. "Oh, he's definitely a grocery boy!"
Example 2. "I saw the cutest grocery boy at the store the other day."
Example 3.

Person One: "This is the new guy I'm going out with."
Person Two: "Wow, he's a real grocery boy!"

by JacksonHarlinquin January 2, 2024

grocery god

when a person is great at attracting very attractive people (they're good at bagging a fine mofo)

"look at this girl i pulled"
"dude she's so fine you're a grocery god"

by lunine September 2, 2023

generic-grocery gawk

Refers to the astonished stare that you assume when taste-testing two or more brands of a particular supermarket-offering and unexpectedly discover that you actually **prefer** the lower-priced store-brand (which traditionally would be expected to have a "weaker 'n' thinner" flavor/texture), rather than a costlier "big name" product.

Being on SSI and Food Stamps and thus having a very-limited budget, I am used to just buying the "el-cheapo" store-brand of groceries whenever I can stand their usually-milder-tasting flavors. Occasionally I do "splurge" and buy the pricier "fancy-pants" foods, though, when the taste is dramatically better, such as Nutella hazelnut spread or Armour Vienna sausage. One startling exception to this latter condition, though, was in the case of Dinty-Moore beef stew as opposed to just the Great Value brand... I bought a can of DM just to try it out in comparison to the WalMart brand, and I had a total case of generic-grocery gawk --- the Dinty-Moore brand was absolutely a-w-f-u-l, whereas the richly-tasty Great Value stew won hands-down! Boy, ya never know till ya try it, do ya???

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

Grocery Whore

Someone, most likely a Karen, who buys everything in bulk so theres nothing left for anyone else

That grocery whore bought all the toilet paper.

by mrsbubbles September 11, 2020

grocery grabber

A crash old mini van, usually seen driven by a mom.

Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."

by coubatis May 27, 2018