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French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024
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Dominican Flicker Gooning

Dominican Flicker Gooning is the act of watching Sanky Panky movies while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Rafael Trujillo and using freshly made mangu with salami and queso frito. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Mamaguevo" and "El Diablo" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 27-degree angle (representing the day of Dominican Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
Me and my buddies had a gooning session the other day. We tried out Dominican Flicker Gooning in order to be inclusive to other cultures. We did it to Don Pollo videos. His videos regarding "salsa picante" really did it for me!
by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024
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Flicker Clopping

The act of aggressively and quickly masterbating to My Little Pony Porn (Clopping)
Man 1 : Hey John your arms looks big?

Man 2 : Thanks man I've started Flicker Clopping often.
by YN2 May 3, 2025
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hat flicker

That last girl at the bar was a total hat flicker.
by DatMafk October 22, 2018
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flicker gooning

To goon while repeatedly flicking the tip with 3 of your fingers extremely fast.
"Hey Thomas, what have you been doing?"

"I've been flicker gooning, but it's hard to do it for more than 7 seconds!"
by freakdrea95 May 23, 2024
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James Charles Flicker Goon

The James Charles Flicker Goon technique, originally created by James Charles, is an act where you swing your penis around some pile of makeup, it doesn't require to have any specific type of makeup to successfully do the James Charles Flicker Goon technique. It can cause nut blast up to 10 meters long, around 150 MPH (200KMPH).
James Charles is an expert at the James Charles Flicker Goon technique.
by James Charles gooner master February 17, 2025
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Flicker Goon

Flicker gooning is the mental state of gooning where nothing matters but gooning, your life's purpose turns into gooning, you lose all emotion but goon, You are Goon.
I was Flicker Gooning on top of a pregnant black lady while pouring chloroform in her ear.
by LapisWumpua May 28, 2024
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