Middle-Eastern Shit Festival

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse

The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

birthday festival

A week long festival that takes place around a person's birthday. It usually commences 3 days before the actual birthDAY, and ceases 3 days after.

Also known as "the festival of ME".

The birthday festival encompasses several key official events, including; the opening ceremony; eve of birthday eve; birthday eve itself; birthday recovery; and ends with a festival closure party. All other events occurring during this festival is at the discretion of the birthday person.

All friends, family and aquaintances shall worship and adore their birthday person during this time. Showering of gifts, favours, foot rubs etc and providing anything on demand to the birthday person is essential.

1. "Yo beeeatches, it's MY birthday festival, and you will drink cocktails out of my boot, if I say so"

2. Sorry Boss, I can't come to work this week, I have a birthday festival to attend.

by The Shonk-meister February 11, 2018

festivals

Festivals are a place where lots of different people come from different parts of the country in order to support a charity or to have a good time with the rest of the community.

glastumbury, womad, ashton court, ballon fiesta, respect in the west, kite festival, ect

by georgia February 6, 2004

testical festival

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University

Dude, this place blows

Yeah, It's a testical festival

by Chris Chance January 28, 2008

festivous

A ficticious holiday created by writers of the TV show Seinfeld. It was created by George's father, Frank Costanza. The holiday is suppose to be an alternative to Christmas, Hanukka and other more widely celebrated holidays. With this in mind the catch phrase "A Festivous for the rest of us!" was created. Festivous is celebrated symbolically with a plain steel pole called the Festivous Pole and games such as the Feats of Strength are played. Traditionally the Festivous celebration is not over until George pins his father in a Feats of Strength wrestling match.

A Festivous for the rest of us!

by dobodob December 12, 2005

festivly plump

lard ass

im not fat im festivly plump

by yxfh June 29, 2003

festival gash

noun - sexual intercourse with a woman at a music festival, such as Reading, V, or Glastonbury.

Dan - "So Max, you had any festival gash yet?"
Max - "No man, its been a sausage fest round our campsite"

Jack - "Y'know what could really make this weekend? Some good ol' festival gash"

by voice of daghetto October 16, 2008