Fanny Dags

Small chunks of fuck knows what, caught on a females hairy clam.

Look at your girlfriend!!

by Ron J September 29, 2003

Session Fanny

A pungent vulgar odour emanating from the vagina after a heavy night out.

I met a girl on bank holiday Monday and she was out since Friday partying. I brought her home to my apartment and as I went down on her there was an extreme case of "Session Fanny"

by Dr. Session Fanny May 21, 2009

Cherry fanny

The itching, sore, chaffed sensation around the anus, specifically the adjacent butt cheeks, as a result of improper wiping post bowel movement or anal leakage.

I either have a nasty case of cherry fanny or there is a piece of sand paper lodged in my crack.

by SHARPasatack January 24, 2011

Fanny hands

The hands of a person who pickpockets fanny packs, specifically fanny packs worn on the rear rather then the front side.

The thief used his dirty fanny hands to take the money out of the old ladies fanny pack without her even knowing.

by FannyHandsMcGee November 7, 2011

Ypsilanti Fanny

Having sex with nothing but a fanny pack on.

I went for a run and then went straight to the bedroom to give my wife an Ypsilanti Fanny.

by jtrice157 August 1, 2010

fanny pad

a soft absorbent pad (with or without wings) used to soak up period blood therefore stopping clots dropping out of the knickers when windsurfing or performing a gymnastic display for the whole of your school,also prevents a girl from sticking to the floor when doing the splits for her father

when sarah was abseiling down the woolworth building a sudden stretch caused her 'fanny pad' to slip out and fall hundreds of feet to land on the face of the traffic warden

by scotsbuff November 23, 2003

fanny worm

Little bits of rolled up tissue paper that get caught in a ladies beef curtains after using the toilet. A fanny worm in the mouth is one of the most disturbing things that can happen. It will scar you for life.

I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth. It made me puke all over her lady garden

by Luke June 18, 2006