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Ebay Pays My Bills

A delusional state.

When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.
He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.
by ebay_multiname January 21, 2011
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Obsessive Ebay Disorder

Constantly Buying stuff you dont need on Ebay just for the hell of it.
My co-worker has Obsessive Ebay Disorder, a.k.a OED he is always looing for deals on Ebay just for the hell of it.
by CB2k10 August 6, 2010
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Ebay

A place where everything that fake is sold
Sara: “did you see my Gucci belt!”
Rose: “ yeah is it real!”
Sara: “nah got it from eBay”
by Rxixeiejskssm March 14, 2019
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eBay Whore

An eBay whore is somebody that sells their virginity on eBay, or just practice prostitution on eBay.
Did you hear that Jen lost her virginity?
Yeah, she sold it on eBay like a real eBay whore
by Kayesevy May 12, 2020
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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