Deez Nuts

Ha! Gadeem!

Guy 1: I got a package today.

Guy 2: What was it?
Guy 1: Deez Nuts!

by FireFlame Official March 30, 2019

Deez nuts

A white boy who says this has no penis and is a cheater

Or if a Black boy says this they're the son of who created it :

Deez Nut's Hahaha is a word of a gamer for some reason Deez nuts

by sasuke the fuck boy May 5, 2020

Deez Nuts

Something you say when you are out of ideas or when you think you are funny.

You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts. Ha! Gotem.
Friend : Ffs

by ThiccJuan31 December 13, 2017

deez nuts

''do you know deez ''is the most deadly question and must be answered with the following, no but I know candis

do you know deez ,deez nuts reply is do you know candis ,candeez nuts , now that is a move if done right can be vary affecive

by giga chad 69 December 24, 2022

Deez Nuts

Giant eggs eggs
This joke is told by men with a small penis
Pocket light swords

Hey how’s your mom?
Deez Nuts

by HHHHHOWDY Yall June 25, 2022

Deez nuts

A acorn used for baking and making jam

Friend:Do you have and deez nuts for my jam?
Me:Yes deez nuts is my favorite acorn!!

by Sjnsnejene November 4, 2021

hazel deez nuts in yo mouth

for your friend named hazel (because hazelnut)

“ayo, imma hazel deez nuts in yo mouth!”

by hehehhaw July 20, 2022