Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.

Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.

by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021

Darwin Wave

A Tsunami that is too small to penetrate very far inland but large enough to kill anyone stupid enough to go down to the beach to see it.

Did you hear about the idiots who went down to the beach to see yesterday's Tsunami? I think we need a Darwin Wave to take care of them.

by Nick the Evil February 28, 2010