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Dan

Dan is an amazing guy with a heart of gold. You could not ask for anyone nicer to spend time with he’s so sweet and kind and caring that you can’t help but love him. He is the most perfect person in the entire planet. There is no one better to go get hot chocolate with or even just lay next to. Even when he is asleep he is the best company anyone could ever ask for. You could trust him with anything and tell him the most weird embarrassing stuff and he’d still be by your side the whole time. He is too nice at times and if he has any flaw then that would be it. Everyone deserves someone as perfectly amazingly incredible as him and no one deserves anyone so perfect.
Dan is such a great guy (even though he’s a bumhole at times) would you go out with me please?
by Someonewholovesdan123456789 December 21, 2018
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Dan

Dan is an amazing friend.He is hella funny and nice asf.U can trust dan with anything.He is there for u of u need anything at all.He is just an amazing friend
by 8765445678 January 27, 2018
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Dan

Dan is so lonley
by Fucking sad July 20, 2018
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Dan

An ultimate fuck. He often lies and manipulates to convince you to think he is a good living being, and sometimes it can feel like he can read your mind. Which I know is fucking ridiculous, but that's actually what it can feel like, and who knows why? He's probably part of the Illuminati or something.

But not to worry, because he is as skinny as GradeAUnderA's fucking artwork. This makes him very easy to bash, because you can literally pick him up and snap him in half. He is also the type of guy who would go to someone's house and see a $10 note on the table, and steal it when there's nobody looking and spend it on mentos and a basic calculator (because he's not very intelligent). But this is kinda good, because if he does that to you, you now have every right to bash him.

If you are quiet and naive and he goes anywhere near you, God Fucking Bless You. But not to worry, your personality will eventually change, meet him after 17 years and fucking shank him.

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by EgnellahCW15 August 24, 2018
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Dan

A guy who has an amazing personality and hair. If you know a guy named Dan, and you hate him. U r jealous of his hair. Done and done.
Holy shit Jessica, look at that guy's hair, what a total Dan.
by PuroleQ August 9, 2016
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Dan

a term for a very haxxy, pervy, hawt, person from england who makes me smile :3

a very haxxy eca on a very haxxy game called dofus.
You're so dan. I wish i was dan.

King-Dan pwnt those noobs.
by little white american girl February 22, 2009
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Dan

Derived from "fan-dan" or "fanny", slang usage for attractive females and also used to describe female genitalia itself.
We can't go to that club there is hardly any dan there.
by marlogryemur January 5, 2010
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