draco malfoy

a character from harry potter that all 13 year olds are crushing on bitch hes 30 now get over it

emily: omg draco malfoy is sooo cute i love himmm tom felton: bitch im 30 now that was 10 or 20 years ago

by period sweetie November 23, 2020

draco malfoy

ugly mf who should drink poo

person 1: do u like draco malfoy or dicaprio better
dicaprihoe 1: leonardo dicaprio ofc

by dumb.skittle January 02, 2021

draco malfoy

Draco Malfoy is a dangerously unattractive character in the movie series Harry Potter.
Most people who look at him never get to see the light of day again.

Person 1: omg omg draco malfoy is so hot
Person 2: ik I saw him in my vagina the other day
Person 1: lucky!
Person 2: i mistaked my discharge as him

by grungehippie December 01, 2021

Draco Malfoy

The hottest, cutest, most beautiful person ever.
The rival of Harry Potter.
Slytherin Prince 🤚🏽

Friend 1: Hey, I have a new crush!
Friend 2: Oh, who?
Friend 1: Draco Malfoy!
Friend 2:….Ew!
Friend 1: I hate you.

by Yassified hot cheetos August 24, 2022

Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is my husband

Look! Daddy Draco Malfoy over there!!

by wifeymalfoy September 12, 2020

Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is a fictional character in J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. He is a student in Harry Potter's year belonging in the Slytherin house.

Draco Malfoy is the son of Lucius Malfoy.

by LoonyGranger April 19, 2022

Draco Season

a season in your life where you get to live without caring and have fun no cost. Hardcore season.

ayo bro its that time of the year. Its Draco Season!!

by DracoSenpai July 28, 2022