domestic hooker

Goddess of the kitchen, hot sexy wife, sexy mother of your child
I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.
by Spadagrl October 12, 2015
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Domesticated Hardo

A hardo that is very lucrative. Typically these types drive expensive luxury vehicles, own completely unnecessary materials and have “trophy wives”.
Yo that guy in that Aston is such a domesticated hardo

Having a Gucci belt is a domesticated hardo play
by Karlthefug April 17, 2021
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Domestic Violence

Simba and wardens civil partnership
I want to call 1800neglect to support my domestic violence
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Domestic Violence

Nancy it’s not domestic violence babe I just forbid you to leave the house while I’m at work, just stay here and don’t even look out the window -Ray
by Wife beater69 March 31, 2022
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domestic chatter

Conversations revolved around the topics of marriage and children. Occures most commonly in the work place.
As a young, single, and childless individual, my coworkers' endless talk of their "perfect" kids and "shitty" husbands makes me want to quit. I need an environment with less domestic chatter.
by AudiLuver August 28, 2017
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domestically trained

That girl is domestically trained
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Domestic dog

The domestic dog is not just a non-union tradesperson, but a proudly anti-union tradesperson.

The domestic dog earns less than a third year union apprentice, and will proudly work through 35°+ heat and/or rain. Meanwhile the unionised workers are driving home at 11am, paid fully for eight hours thanks to the inclement weather policy.

The domestic dog wears Bunnings Trade merch, as they eyeroll at a labourer's CFMEU hoodie.

The domestic dog will continue to work on a domestic house for twelve months, while the unionised worker will be taking an alimak from basement three to level 69 in the same twelve months.
Look at these grubs working in the rain. Fucken domestic dogs.
by theslothinator February 15, 2023
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