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Creamy Chimney

After anal sex, you light up a cigar, and stick it up her butt. The smoke given off makes it seem like a chimney.
The scent given off from the creamy chimney was the most foul, malodorous scent I've ever experienced in my 73 years of life.
by The Soapy Ferret February 20, 2009
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Creamy Independence

Feeling patriotic on the Fourth of July you liberate some fluids from your schlong into the womans anus. Upon completion of this task you take a flag on a stick and show your patriotism. God Bless America
I had a great time last year as I showed my ex the Creamy Independence just before the fireworks.
by Bubbasta9 February 18, 2008
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Creamy Morgan

The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen
"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."
by Joe :) February 25, 2009
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Creamy Jimmy

First, a guy ejaculates into a bowl of ice cream sprinkles (aka Jimmies). Then, he rolls his penis in the bowl until it is covered in sprinkles. He then continues to fuck his partner.
Last night, my girl and I got really kinky and tried the Creamy Jimmy. It hurt a lot more than I thought it would.
by Lucasio1225 October 10, 2021
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Creamy McCreamerson

A Creamy McCreamerson is someone who you know very well and is usually a good friend, typically someone who you look at and think “That person is creamy.”
Ethan- “Hey Aaron, thanks for doing the GTA 5 setups for the heist. You’re a Creamy McCreamerson.”

Aaron- “No problem man, you’re quite creamy too!”
by GTA5GOD May 8, 2023
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Creamy Lincoln

After cumming inside a girl you insert one copper penny with the stealth.
Dude, I gave that girl from the DNC a "creamy Lincoln"
by Tberry146 March 2, 2021
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Creamy Cobbler

A person that gets a lot of enjoyment out of eating Seamon
Jones: Suzan is a Creamy Cobbler!
by Disneylove7 April 22, 2023
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