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Creamy Chimney

After anal sex, you light up a cigar, and stick it up her butt. The smoke given off makes it seem like a chimney.
The scent given off from the creamy chimney was the most foul, malodorous scent I've ever experienced in my 73 years of life.
by The Soapy Ferret February 20, 2009
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Creamy Morgan

The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen
"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."
by Joe :) February 25, 2009
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Creamy Independence

Feeling patriotic on the Fourth of July you liberate some fluids from your schlong into the womans anus. Upon completion of this task you take a flag on a stick and show your patriotism. God Bless America
I had a great time last year as I showed my ex the Creamy Independence just before the fireworks.
by Bubbasta9 February 18, 2008
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creamy musk

the scent of semen, often used in perfumes
Tyler gave me a lovely rose scented perfume, until I realized it had the scent of creamy musk on the back of the bottle
by creamy musk enthusiast December 30, 2021
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Creamy Wonton

An especially thick cream filled gash with elaborately mangly labia resembling a wonton or a flower that got hit with a weed wacker.
Liz garrett has one creamy wonton
by toot together March 31, 2009
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Creamy Castillo

When you use your rhinoceros bull cock to whip heavy cream inside of someones asshole while having anal intercourse and fingering a pussy using expired strawberry apple sauce in the transgender locker room.
David WTF... My girlfriend told me about the creamy castillo you gave her yesterday during the rodeo in the locker room!
by Lil Swasti October 11, 2023
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Creamy flashbang

When ur about to nut in a girl then you pull your meat out jizz on her face and then slap both her ears
Ugh I hate Jimmy, last night while we were hooking up he gave me a creamy flashbang!
by Creamy Jimmy December 29, 2022
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