Creamy Chimney

After anal sex, you light up a cigar, and stick it up her butt. The smoke given off makes it seem like a chimney.

The scent given off from the creamy chimney was the most foul, malodorous scent I've ever experienced in my 73 years of life.

by The Soapy Ferret February 20, 2009

Creamy Independence

Feeling patriotic on the Fourth of July you liberate some fluids from your schlong into the womans anus. Upon completion of this task you take a flag on a stick and show your patriotism. God Bless America

I had a great time last year as I showed my ex the Creamy Independence just before the fireworks.

by Bubbasta9 February 18, 2008

Creamy Morgan

The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen

"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."

by Joe :) February 25, 2009

creamie pancake

A group of guys jack off into a container of pancake mix. The pancake Mix is them baked into pancakes and someone has to eat all the pancakes.

Dude that girl did had creamie pancakes this weekend

by Gray1717 March 23, 2016

Creamy Russian

A cocktail mix of high-quality Russian vodka and semen.

Have you ever tried a creamy russian? I've been told it's not great.

by CoverFireStyx January 28, 2022

creamy savage

No one will truly know what a creamy savage is except THE creamy savage himself. Its for the best.

Creamy savage be stackin them bandz for dayz

by El chopo September 27, 2015

Creamy Jimmy

First, a guy ejaculates into a bowl of ice cream sprinkles (aka Jimmies). Then, he rolls his penis in the bowl until it is covered in sprinkles. He then continues to fuck his partner.

Last night, my girl and I got really kinky and tried the Creamy Jimmy. It hurt a lot more than I thought it would.

by Lucasio1225 October 10, 2021