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mornin' crawls

The feeling one gets when waking up from a nightmare early in the morning.
I had a bad case of the mornin' crawls
by Mr. Robotron March 15, 2019
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Thong Crawl

When a girl has only a thong on, and is crawling across the bed towards you to suck your dick
“Make her thong crawl like she my pet” -Buso
by Buso614 June 6, 2018
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bitches come crawling

A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.
Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"

Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."
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No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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crawl like a caterpillar

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, crawl like a caterpillar
Float like a butterfly refers to the ability to move around lightly and quickly on one's feet during a fight. Sting like a bee refers to effective punching that hurts the other person. crawl like a caterpillar refers to the ability to have opponent on all fours begging for mercy during a fight.
by King amun tut ankh September 21, 2019
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canoodle and crawl

Having sexual intercourse with a female of whom you do not intend to call back the next day; Also known as ghosting
“She thought I was sticking around, I was there to canoodle and crawl dude”
by canoodleandcrawl69 May 14, 2018
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canoodle and crawl

Having sexual intercourse with a female of whom you do not intend to call back the next day; Also known as ghosting
“She thought I was sticking around, I was there to canoodle and crawl dude”
by canoodleandcrawl69 May 14, 2018
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