CP Brain

The lack of brain cells due to years of smoking marijuana. Causing small brain decisions with minimal thought about the actual outcome.

**Takes the Cowboys Buccaneers over**

“That was a CP brain move.”

by The Dog Father January 17, 2023

CP

nuh uh

"Rececp"
"The fuck is a rececp????"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

CP

A CP is a medium-height asian guy who thinks he is white and wishes the third reich was a reality. Usually never caught in public without a polo shirt, sailor shoes and khaki pants. He is your mother-in-laws worst nightmare and wettest dream. His vocabulary includes words such as "bitch", "feminist" and "communist".

Wow, shut up. You're being such a CP right now.

by rissemisse October 31, 2019

CPS

CPS means click per second

person1:how many cps do u have?
person2:idk lol.

by yoyo_the_mcg_a_m_e_r January 3, 2023

CP Merchant

Pirates that transport cargo pants, cheese pizza enjoyers, or Playboi Carti enthusiasts

Person 1: "You hear there's gonna be a new pizza place opening in town?"
Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"

by LoganLogger March 25, 2025

CP

CP is a term used for Calling Packgod on someone. (This will ruin their life)

I'm gonna call CP on you Jared Young
Dude please don't CP on me dude - Jared Young

by 402 East 66th Street May 20, 2025

CP Gladiator

1st meaning: Is a meaning of a person who defends fictional CP/CSAM whilst giving out from complete bullshit arguments.
2nd meaning: Person who actively denies being related to pedophlia whilst they make every single thing about them or even is one secretly.

Example 1:
A person on Twitter that hates pedophles is for some reason a loli, that defends a scenario in the context of fictional CSAM, this makes them a CP Gladiator.
Example 2: A guy defends fictional CP with the words "Age is just a number", which makes them yet another CP Gladiator.

by Whatevermane December 7, 2025