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political constipation

When a political figure in a high office, (i.e.; The President) tries to push for some sort of change but is unable to due to opposition from the opposing party.
The President has political constipation since he can't get new regulations to pass in Congress.
by darcwizrd September 10, 2013
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Eye Constipation

When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.
The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.
by Marshi_eee May 8, 2022
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constipated

when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)
henry: damn it, I'm constipated!
Felisha: ew I don't wanna know that!
by usrite April 18, 2019
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german constipation

is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".
Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore
Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.
by mphahaha February 1, 2024
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NoScope Constipation

"I have NoScope constipation every morning!"
by Ryeism August 8, 2016
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