a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.
Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.
by jbnewengland June 15, 2010
Get the Coffee Cock Block mug.When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse
"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"
by jabbott August 22, 2011
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Note: You do not have to be Japanese to pull this off...but it helps.
Note: You do not have to be Japanese to pull this off...but it helps.
by Jip! December 14, 2006
Get the Kamikaze Cock Block mug.I was this close to taking this hottie home with me, but then an ugly bitch came out of nowhere and cock blocked me
by TLV Biatch March 26, 2009
Get the Cock Block mug.by dodgyd May 13, 2005
Get the cock block blocker mug.A repulsive individual that you typically encounter at a night club that makes aggressive advances towards unwilling women. As a result, the girls start clinging to you, and leads to a hook up.
Those guidos were so grinding up on every girl at Webster Hall. A cute girl gravitated towards me and we ended up hooking up. Who would have guessed those creeps would have been a reverse cock block.
by dhun August 29, 2012
Get the Reverse Cock Block mug.A song performed by the band Classy Smut about a tube sock wearing lesbian who is still in the closet.
by jakethesnake63 November 24, 2011
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