Horse Cobbler

A shoe blacksmith who puts horseshoes on horses hooves

I had to take my mini/horse to the horse cobbler after he cracked a horseshoe on one of his hooves at the 4H convention.

by CnDaz July 17, 2023

cobblers

It means something is utterly terrible

Simon "I got a D in Maths"
Trevor "Absolute cobblers Simon!"

by mikewhite February 8, 2019

squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Sometimes involves crying and/or a costume.

"My last partner had a squat cobbler fetish, I've had my ass in every pie from apple to zucchini."

by slippinjimmy September 1, 2016

North Dakota cobbler

The act of putting any kind of cobbler in someones anal canal then using a spoon to eating it out.

I'm going to give you a North Dakota cobbler

by Bulletant1264_YT August 11, 2024

Peach Cobbler

A woman with a saggy ass, typically with a magnitude of cellulite around her thighs.

“My god Jos, look at that peach cobbler that Becky got!”

by massivejohnson1738 August 31, 2023

squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.

She has a squat cobbler fetish.

by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016

Coochie Cobbler

A man who eats a woman’s clam after multiple other men just finished inside her

“”My grandma served Coochie Cobbler this year at Thanksgiving.”

by Bill Clinton 6942069 July 24, 2022