chair bacon

When you fart at the table during breakfast.

Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.

by Jeff Ashley July 16, 2010

chair cracker

Same as couch potato or sofa spud.Someone who sits in a chair eating saltine crackers while watching TV,playing video games ,or on the computer.Usually in a roomy chair

I just sat in the chair watching Glee,on sunday so I was a chair cracker

by Mannishdude1 February 27, 2012

chair'd

When you've had a REALLY bad day and you go to sit down, but as you're in mid-sit, the chair rolls out from under you and you fall flat on your ass. Results: humiliation, injury, possible head trauma. Can also be used as a verbal description of anything exceptionally bad that has happened to you.

Dude, Kay just got chair'd. She’s had a bad day. I should have kicked her while she was down.

by Nina Williams July 24, 2008

chair chaser

A person with an extreme fetish toward people whose appendages have been rendered inoperable and are confined to a wheelchair. Often does most of the work...

That chair chaser just took that two wheeled monster to his place for a night of fake passion.

by courtney's cooch July 15, 2013

Chair riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.

Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."

by Xit September 1, 2008

chair, mad as a

hatstand (q.v.)

"mad as a chair"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Chair Love

The ultimate sign of affection.

The grabbing of the back of a chair and it shaking vigorously.

I gave Matt some chair love the other day. He loved it.

by Anon-mouse October 6, 2008