by whatadouchecanoe December 31, 2011
by Skeeter October 12, 2004
Canoe Carnival is a widely celebrated event in the Medford Lakes area where floats are displayed by many organizations on the lakes. The kids who live there tend to think of it as a great opportunity to smoke weed, or get wasted (along with any other day of their lives.)
by LoveTheBeach November 18, 2013
A Wet Canoe is where a guy craps in saran wrap or a plastic bag then uses it to dildoe a girl for sexual pleasure.
by Jared Radabaugh+Nick Hughes March 30, 2005
Taking a woman who is gifted with the grace of BBW or in other terms is "fat", start chatting them up with some excellent pickup lines, once they begin to give you the "bedroom" eyes, ask them to jog around said establishment you are currently residing in until they start to perspire heavily. The result of said exercise will produce a sweaty groin area which will resemble a "Greasy canoe" effect once penetration has been achieved.
by DgO4 December 01, 2011
doosh kuh-noo
noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
by ditystotsgosser July 15, 2011
by Agentducky0012 August 19, 2011