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nor cal

The dumbest way to refer to northern California. Usually heard from the lips of spoiled ass college folk. Also a horrible line of clothing worn by the same worthless trash described in the prior sentence.
UCSC student: "(wearing a fucking Nor Cal sweatshirt/t-shirt/hat)"
Me: "Santa Cruz insn't even northern California you fucking idiot - try central coast."
by Mike Anarch September 28, 2005
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Sal Cal Tal

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-Sal-The act of having a tiny turtle inserted into the rectum and then removed and swallowed alive by the person who had it in their rectum.

-Cal- Involes taking an article or article(s) of clothing from One's closet. With permission, however, with force. Lots of force, wining, and maybe even some threats. Dangerous procedure. No one should have to go through a Cal. When article of clothing is returned, it will come back with mystery stains. If not returned, it was lost in a late night sex trip on the other side of the city.

-Tal-A sex position, in which you lower your head and keep your ass high, knees crossed to avoid attention.

A Tal is often practiced outside in the city, notably in public places such as metro stations and parks.
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by salcaltal June 7, 2009
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central cal

What everyone is really referring to when they say "norcal". Includes places like San Francisco, Berkeley, and San Jose.
j: hey where you from?
a: norcal.
j: oh really? which part of eureka?
a: no no... im from berkeley.
j: oh, so you're from central cal?
a: yeah. you're right.
by jjuullii September 18, 2008
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50 cal

"Yo, that kid is a 50 cal. Let's bounce."
by Dsperado June 13, 2008
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Cal and Jerry

To reference White Castle, probing, or motorboating, in the back of a cab
Taylor really gave us a strong dose of Cal and Jerry last Thursday.
by Arthur Jay October 1, 2007
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Cal Poly Engineers

Cal Poly is one of the finest public institutions for aspiring Engineering students. With their learn by doing philosophy, Cal Poly undergraduates have the opportunity to apply their skills and knowledge and come up with either revolutionary inventions, or hilarious modern catastrophes. The expression "Cal Poly Engineers" is used whenever this superior intellect ends up in a memable failure.
Using Yik Yak's distance indicator to triangulate horny people: Cal Poly Engineers
by Cal Poly Engineer October 29, 2021
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Cal Poly Pomona

When a place that you would expect to be managed well appears to be horribly mismanaged
Yo the wingstop over there is wack as hell!!! I tried to order and they we’re out of like 5 things. Not only that, I thought I heard a couple having sex in the back. That’s been the case for weeks now. I swear, that place is a total Cal poly Pomona.
by YuOfTheNight July 12, 2023
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