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bitches come crawling

A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.
Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"

Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."
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No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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crawl like a caterpillar

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, crawl like a caterpillar
Float like a butterfly refers to the ability to move around lightly and quickly on one's feet during a fight. Sting like a bee refers to effective punching that hurts the other person. crawl like a caterpillar refers to the ability to have opponent on all fours begging for mercy during a fight.
by King amun tut ankh September 21, 2019
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Thong Crawl

When a girl has only a thong on, and is crawling across the bed towards you to suck your dick
“Make her thong crawl like she my pet” -Buso
by Buso614 June 6, 2018
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Bar Crawl

A practice of sampling alcoholic drinks(dilute ethanol) from many different establishments organised to facilitate such activity, leading to temporary but severe impairment of cognitive function, which is often viewed as enjoyable, at least at the time. Crawling is not usually involved, at least in the early stages of such activity.
John felt horrible after last night's bar crawl until 3am.
by Albert_Newton February 8, 2020
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low crawl

When someone is or acts like your friend, but secretly tries to steal your girl(s).

From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.
These guys can't pull any girls themselves so they just hang around me and try to low crawl me.

I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.
by supercharmdlife July 7, 2020
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coke crawl

The malformed cross between the army crawl and the worm, this behavior is the hallmark indicator that you have basically ran out of good blow. The desperate addict scours the floor for any remaining dustings.
Oh man, I'm doing the coke crawl in this video from that trip to Mexico. Obviously I should just buy more product or develop some damn self-respect.
by jLegend September 26, 2020
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