Butcher the Hog

To beat your meat with a piece of sand paper with an auditory hog squeal on climax.

Dude, I caught La Darieus trying to butcher the hog in the bathroom.

by chickenboy May 2, 2018

Bumched Shrit

1. An article of apparel that has become unsightly due to having gotten in the way of a guitra starp.
2. A shrit that has the state of being bumched.
3. An ongoing meh-meh on TDPRI that has reached legendary status due to its association with elevator riding bodybuilders, and oddly obscure tools no one can name.

I have a bumched shrit.

by Chudster1001 August 7, 2018

Butcher Boys

A group of three alpha males who dominate the streets....they are also an emerging boy band.

‘Hey look it’s Noah, Callum and Charles’
Person 2: ‘ you mean the Butcher Boys?’

by ButcherBoy2 January 1, 2020

Butcher's Gust

Westcountry word for a pungeant, meaty, medium-rate fart.

"What the heck is that....did someone open a pack of ham?"

"No Clive, it's just a Butcher's Gust. Sorry mate."

by WillyCravemore September 29, 2020

butcherbird

Definition 1: A songbird that’s actually called a Shrike; found primarily in the Northern Hemisphere that’s a horrific little murder-fuck that impales prey on sharp objects such as thorns, and occasionally on barbed wire which looks totally kick ass. Shrikes are called butcherbirds by either British people or literal troglodytes.

Definition 2: A songbird of the Southern Hemisphere (Australia and places around that general area) that’s like a Shrike but has a longer, slimmer beak and is incredibly vocal. Though not closely related to Shrikes and their only biological relationship is basically just that the both of them are passerines, they also impale prey on sharp objects but to a lesser extent, preferring to just wedge their mutilated prey in the fork of a tree branch, often to the absolute horror of the innocent people that the butcherbird decided to set up camp in’s backyard.

Example 1: “Ahh, what a lovely day on the English countryside... Wait, is that butcherbird impaling that poor dormouse on that blackthorn? Fuckin baller”

Example 2: “Well it’s a bad day to be a Willie Wagtail, the butcherbird’s snagged ‘im!

by Starsparce May 17, 2021

Butchet

a punani ass bitch who eats shit stained underwear and pisses out of their mouth. usually a person who stinks badly and sucks a lot of cow manure out of cows asses

you are a butchet

by blahblahblahlmao June 18, 2021

Sneaky butcher

A man who goes round the back with his meat

I had no idea Geoff was a sneaky butcher

by Knedliki May 15, 2016