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crunch fitness boulder

Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
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Bouldered

An act created by a house guest that pays for absolutely nothing.
She only paid for her bus ride down here and bouldered off of us for her entire stay.
by 02Cents May 2, 2008
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Boulder Boobies

When a person boobs are so stone hard it could crush anything
"Hey, Daniel has some mighty BOULDER BOOBIES"
"Yeah.. I could tell with half of your face gone... "
by Surfmad February 6, 2022
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boulder hill(hood)

A unincorporated TURD of a town located in Illinois between Montgomery & Oswego
No one wants to claim boulder hill(hood) because it is a giant turd.
by surrealpoodle June 4, 2014
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Boulder

Similar to pebbling, however the sender thinks up original jokes to send their friends via DMs instead of hitting the share button on a meme they found on the feed and calling it a day
Yeah, I prefer to boulder my friends with my own jokes instead of pebbling them with memes
by A Sentient Lemon August 4, 2025
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Boulder

a liv that is wearing a large sweat shirt
Asiram: here come boulder!!
Vil:HEY DONT CALL ME THAT
Naya & Nnaeel: BAHAHAHAHAHA
by Chicken wings for da win April 25, 2023
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Big Ass Fucking Boulder

A slang term for Boulder from popular children's television show "Thomas The Tank Engine"
"Hey, do you watch Thomas The Tank Engine?"
"Nah, that shit's for losers and 4 year olds, except for Big Ass Fucking Boulder, he's cool."
by the tax evasion guy July 21, 2023
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