Hey, you want to do something for National Boris Day this year?
Nah, I'll probably be on the can or something.
Nah, I'll probably be on the can or something.
by swimmer42 February 25, 2023
Get the National Boris Daymug. A russian male who acts black to try to fit in with the cool kids. He used to be a straight A student with a bright future of becoming a laywer but that all changed when he stepped into high school. In high school, he would act black and use rad sigma male slang in order to fit in with the cool kids but would fail. He would dickride his "friendgroup"(nobody liked him in his "friendgroup").
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
by crisantodurfee May 3, 2024
Get the Boris Ruvinskymug. He's a fucking cunt.
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!
by FUCK OFF BORIS YOU CUNT. March 3, 2024
Get the Boris Johnsonmug. She is apparently a ray of sunshine. But also a bit (a lot) depressed and anxious. Also has a sprinke of OCD just to make her a lot more deep and extra fucked up. But overall a great and beautiful person even if she disagrees and hates herself a bit too much
Person 1: yo what's wrong with that girl over there?
Person 2: Don't worry, that's Bori. She's just like that
Person 2: Don't worry, that's Bori. She's just like that
by RisottoBieber November 6, 2021
Get the Borimug. "Femboy Friday", "Tummy Tuesdays" or "Subslut Sundays" Boris Clark does it all, transforming the Twitter space with his short-form content and artistic snapshots.
Chad 1: Did you hear Boris Clark made a new post?
Chad 2: Oh sick, Throatfuck Thursdays are coming back baby!
Chad 2: Oh sick, Throatfuck Thursdays are coming back baby!
by Ludix March 4, 2022
Get the Boris Clarkmug. Boris is definition of sigma male. He might seem weak, but belive me you don’t wanna mess with him. He have balls made out of steal and long dick. Boris can have any girl he want he even can have your father. Boris is everything you wanna be, and everything your mom want.
Man: hi sigma male no1 i am sorry to distrub you but my wife and i have a problem
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick
by SigmaMale29 November 22, 2021
Get the Borismug. The offensive name given to the British Prime Minister relating to his perceived ignorance and stupidity - and named after the Hollywood Character Forest Gump
Oh I see that Boris Gump has just returned to No 10 Downing Street after allowing the filling stations to run dry, and lecturing the UN about Kermit the Frog. What a moron - no not the frog.
by FlintMac September 25, 2021
Get the Boris Gumpmug.