bonk

bonk is when you hit something with something

jacob proceeded to bonk the baseball.
jacob: (while hitting the baseball) BONK

by s o u r l e m o n a d e December 12, 2022

bonk

The cry of the bonk warrior. The mating call between bonk lovers. The life, blood, and creed of your everyday bonker.

"Bonk.io is down today."
"Bonk this. Just gonna have to play some other bonking online game."
"Bonk!"

by JUMPBAMBINO April 20, 2018

Bonk

Wolf in Russian

Random Russian dude: *sees wolf*
Same Russian dude: “Bonk!!!”

by 🥔❤️🤣 October 13, 2019

bonk

Another word relating to having sexual intercourse with someone.

“Hey bro do you wanna bonk?”
“hell yeah”

by paeu January 31, 2020

Bonk ass

Whack, out of the ordinary

That was some bonk ass advice, no way I'm listening to it.

by Bonkdefines April 4, 2020

Bonk

UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.

"Yo, bonk that man"

- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.

"I have to go see my mother in law today"

"Yo, bonk that man. Come chill with me instead"

by Merkust April 21, 2021

gonger bonk

my friend was being a dick head so fuck you gonger bonk time "verb to gonger"

my friend is a fucking gonger bonk

by robotratking123 August 30, 2022