Partial-Birth Abortion

A type of abortion that is performed during the very end of a womans pregnancy. The woman may carry the baby to term, and go to the hospital/abortion clinic when her water breaks and she goes into labor. Or they can induce labor at the hospital/abortion clinic. The doctor delivers all of the baby but its head, then inserts a sharp scissors into the back of its head. The scissors are opened, and a vacuum tube inserted. The brains are sucked out by the vacuum.

This type of abortion was developed in 1983. The Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Act of 2003 recently made it illegal. Former president Bush was one that helped put the Ban through. President Obama is hoping to reverse the ban, and make this form of abortion once again and irreversibly legal.

"In 1997, Obama voted in the Illinois Senate against SB 230, a bill designed to prevent partial-birth abortions." --http://www.ontheissues.org/Social/Barack_Obama_Abortion.htm

"He then took a pair of scissors and jammed them into the back of the baby's head. And the baby jerked out, like a startle reflex, like a baby does if you throw him up a little bit and he jumps. And then the baby was real rigid. The doctor then opened up the scissors to make a hole. He took a high powered suction machine with a catheter and stuck it in that hole and suctioned the baby's brains out. And the baby went completely limp." --Brenda Pratt Shafer, a former nurse

Partial-Birth Abortion by ohyeslaladidit! March 16, 2009

iLL SinCe BiRth

1.The act of being fresh to death,fly as a bird,kool as a fan, or any variation of the three.
2. Entertainment Group from Long Beach, CAlifornia "iLL Since Birth Ent." est. 2007 founded by KL33n KiNg aka DouBLe K.

homie 1. Mayuun ive been ill since birth they cant faze me..
homie 2. yeah dats true..u do stay kool as a fan...

iLL SinCe BiRth by illsincebirth October 5, 2009

giving birth to a baby texan 

The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.

"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."

giving birth to a baby texan by tommm May 16, 2005

Giving Birth to a General in the Burns Unit

To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.

Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.

Giving Birth to a General in the Burns Unit by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009

give birth to a democrat 

Taking an enormous shit.

After I heard Hilary Clinton's speech, I had to go give birth to a democrat.

give birth to a democrat by B Clinton May 3, 2008

giving birth to cheese

Quote:
A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had passed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
One attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. Using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.

“Beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “I don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”

What’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.

Around 4 am on Thursday Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.

LOL SERIOUSLY LADY you really have been giving birth to cheese

giving birth to cheese by emmamelinda November 9, 2009

Water Birth

The act of deficating in a pool.

Dude, I totally gave water birth in some random pool last night!

Water Birth by lipitor June 30, 2010