A dude who grows out long curly hair during college and decides to buzz it off in a ceremonial way to celebrate his new corporate life at Bank of America. Has may have an uncanny resemblance to the character ‘Mordecai’ from Regular Show. If provoked, he might say “this shit is a sonic movie!” After no one responds to his jokes, he will usually slip and fall with a banana peel slip sound playing in the background. A true enigma.
“Dude, you’re working at BofA? What happened to your long hair! Dude *hm hm hm* your being such an Anthony “wooooooooooaaaahhhhhhhhh!!”
by The Space Man December 17, 2022
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony is an amazing person. He can make you smile even when you're feeling down, or you want to die. He is always smiling, even when he's in pain. Anthony is so sweet and an amazing boyfriend. But, if has a girl best friend, have fun trying to be his girlfriend, she'll get jealous and flirt with him to make you leave.
Girl 1: Anthony is sooo cute
Girl 2: but Caddence is his best friend
Girl 1: nevermind. Anthony is basically taken.
Girl 2: but Caddence is his best friend
Girl 1: nevermind. Anthony is basically taken.
by Devil's Bitch666 April 21, 2019
Get the Anthonymug. A kind, pure bred Italian man who expects nothing but the best quality at all times, and is prone to throwing mild to severe conniptions at a moments notice.
Person 1: Where are you staying?
Anthony: Shangri-La, obviously. What about you?
Person 1: At the Hilton.
Anthony: Don’t even get me STARTED on that hotel. I want to throw a conniption just thinking about it.
Anthony: Shangri-La, obviously. What about you?
Person 1: At the Hilton.
Anthony: Don’t even get me STARTED on that hotel. I want to throw a conniption just thinking about it.
by lalamaree December 27, 2018
Get the Anthonymug. by Hehfjf April 18, 2019
Get the Anthonymug. Someone who’s big as fuck eats pizza and doesn’t tell anyone he’s half Italian and half black he’s built like a fucking giant he judges u of your first 30 words yes this NIGGA count’s your first 30 words. He’s relationship life is shit cause he never applies pressure and if he does the other girl does not respond he has vivid feelings about being left alone for too long and would personally prefer a girl with the glasses and a bit anti-social he hates Super narcissist and the scary part he doesn’t mind shooting someone and will sleep like a baby if he kills you. Does not like fighting but always talks about fighting cause he’s to lazy to actually fight or do anything else in that matter. Hates other men that argue with women and loves a woman who think he can’t go out with her. Most likely won’t make it to heaven if he keeps making dark jokes. When he gets mad start running cause he has a little to much adrenaline he won’t stop till he kills you or get the task done. But he’s an amazing person overall.
by Johno witherspoon November 22, 2021
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony is a kind and loving person! He is funny and he is hot! Anthony gets all the girls. Anthony knows how to make your day in 1 millisecond. Any girl that dates him will be extremely lucky! Which ever girl that marries him will be extremely lucky as well! Even tho sometimes he can be perverted, he makes it extremely funny! He is one of the best kids in school! He is the pro of roasts and he is incredibly nice and if you bully him he will one shot you just with 1 kick because he is so strong.
Anthony is nice!
by Babalishka October 10, 2020
Get the Anthonymug. A different species of man that toss you round with no hands, if you are with an Anthony you are very lucky because he is kind, cute, and fuckable. Most Anthony’s aren’t very big on the outside but are big in heart and are big between the legs.
by Tigbittylicker May 3, 2020
Get the Anthonymug.