The voice in your Amazon devices that is responsible for waking you up an hour late or making accidental purchases because of horrible voice recognition technology.
Example 1:
Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*
Example 2:
Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*
Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*
Example 2:
Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*
by Penis_lick_coder May 20, 2018
Get the Alexa mug.Well one she’s my baby,And she has the most adorable smile you’ll ever see.She is really extroverted and loves being around ppl with here cringey ass self.She has a lot of insecurities but there not true cause she’s super gorgeous and all around a amazing person.If you got lucky to have her in her life keep her.
Find a Alexa
Only not mine:)
-Caleb
Find a Alexa
Only not mine:)
-Caleb
by Caleb Flores June 19, 2018
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She can be the best girl you ever meet but she can also be a backstabbing jerk face!(at least in my case)She usually has dirty blonde hair or brown with blue or hazel eyes!She is talented and someone you can talk to when your felling down.When ever you meet an Alexa you don’t know what your getting yourself into a bad or good person.She is a big puzzle that can’t be sovled
by Madk2619 November 8, 2018
Get the Alexa mug.She does not care about herslef, but only for herslef. She is not very rich. She looks like a bunny and a goldfish. Her favorite drink is pee. This is why her hair is so yellow. She is pretty popular but only for her male sources. She is also pretty poor. And fugly. Everyone secretly hates her and she hides her feelings. When people say mean stuff about her she acts like she does not care although she really does. Her style is aesthetic but yet still all over the place and ugly. She is the fakest and sassiest person you will ever meet. Try to avoid her!!! She is partly german and american.
Nerd: “Hey, did you make out with Alexa last night?”
Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.
Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.
Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
by Geile Chick February 25, 2019
Get the Alexa mug.shes a girl that (will most likely) look like peppa pig but dont worry beacuse she CANT SNORT she has so many abilities for example:
- she can open her nose however she wants to and whenever she wants to.
- you can say memes to her beacuse her name is alexa for example:" ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO" (and she will start dancing).
- she is an innocent child of God and shes pure as a newborn puppy.
- she is kind of stupid sometimes but she is still smarter than me.
-she likes heart memes and editing .
-i hate her.
-she has the longest nails in the whole wide walmart.
-she is "aesthetic" (well she tries to be uwu) (sometimes she is).
- shes stubborn (just like me).
and that is it that is the alexa I know and that I hate goodbye (og and she will also tell you she will help you with homework and then ignore you uwu.
- she can open her nose however she wants to and whenever she wants to.
- you can say memes to her beacuse her name is alexa for example:" ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO" (and she will start dancing).
- she is an innocent child of God and shes pure as a newborn puppy.
- she is kind of stupid sometimes but she is still smarter than me.
-she likes heart memes and editing .
-i hate her.
-she has the longest nails in the whole wide walmart.
-she is "aesthetic" (well she tries to be uwu) (sometimes she is).
- shes stubborn (just like me).
and that is it that is the alexa I know and that I hate goodbye (og and she will also tell you she will help you with homework and then ignore you uwu.
"alexa is so naive that she doesnt know what booty call means"
"she has a sugar daddy/booty call but she wont accept it "
" oh thanks alexa youre so NICE"
"she has a sugar daddy/booty call but she wont accept it "
" oh thanks alexa youre so NICE"
by MR. steal your dog February 27, 2019
Get the alexa mug.The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She's kind, funny, and cute. You get lost when you look into her eyes. She doesn't have many friends, but loves those who are her friend. Her smile will make your day no matter what. She is such a great person that you feel like nothing else matters. All in all, she's the greatest girlfriend a guy can have.
by Joseph Mussolini May 1, 2019
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