accidental suicide

when you accidentally kill yourself

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot

by ur dads clit August 16, 2023

Accidentally on purpose

When someone doesn't know or isnt fully aware and the outcome turns in their favor.

"With luck on our side at the casino on a game the wager isnt exactly the lower wager intended,

with no delay to confirm eagerly I push the button to accidentally on purpose hit a jackpot!"

by Trwilliamsnexlevel March 13, 2025

Accidental

Somebody that suffers from a car accident from an accidental

Somebody I know suffered from an accidental

by Alex Garrixsons May 15, 2023

Accidental Flex

When you flex by accident or you didnt mean it.

A: Bro why did you destroyed the dumbells ?
B: Sorry, got massives gains recently, didnt meen to accidental flex.

by Bill_Claymore March 8, 2023

Accidental Dig

When you wipe your butt a little to aggressively and your finger digs through the paper and causes pain.

Man, I was on the shitter and had an accidental dig. Now my butthole hurts.

by Tanner mcmuffin August 10, 2018

Accidental Fetish

A sexual fetish that develops spontaneously when encountering something for the first time. This is always something horrifying, disgusting, or deeply embarrassing to you that you would never have suspected. Usually this type of fetish will involve something rare or hard to find e.g.:dead bodies, quadruple amputees, llamas spitting on you.

When I was getting my teeth cleaned the hygienist turned around to grab something and accidentally farted on me. My dick got so hard I couldn't stand it! Now all I can think about is that hot, foul, wind on my face. What kind of fucked-up accidental fetish is this!?!

by Happiness And Death June 21, 2019

Accidental Faggotry

When a man/manchild claims to accidentally display signs of male affection and sexual interest.

That guy in the yellow shirt touches my hand every time he's working around me. He says he doesn't mean to, but I think it's a case of accidental faggotry.

by Kylewoodfrombayonet December 26, 2023