by Levi Morris June 25, 2006
1. a major whore who spreads her legs for men who are in love with other women. usually, a major emily is fat and repulsive and unable to attain anything better than men who are repulsed by her, but who have been rejected by the women whom they love
2. semen lavatory
3. fat cunt whore
2. semen lavatory
3. fat cunt whore
ever since the girl i love broke up with me, i've been fucking an emily every week, a major one, but i can't take the pictures of my ex off the wall, or stop calling my ex every day. . .i guess i'll have to try to get over the love of my life by fucking this major emily
by Briar Rose December 07, 2007
Generalized term for anyone exceptionally intelligent. Often used with a heavy dose of sarcasm, especially in situations involving mental calculations of any kind.
by Sun-El October 27, 2008
1. Possibly the most over-used, tired and tautological phrases ever to have survived in the English language. 2. Majority: The greater number or part; a number more than half of the total. 3. Vast: Very great in size, number, amount, or quantity.
The big-large VAST MAJORITY of voting-voters didn't not electify Dubya.
by Jambone March 29, 2004
Person 1: What major are you doing?
Person 2: I'm an English Major.
Person 1: I didn't know you wanted to be a teacher.
Person 2: I'm an English Major.
Person 1: I didn't know you wanted to be a teacher.
by Godyr March 19, 2013
when somthing is too good to just be loled at and when it reaches the hight of lol it becomes major lolage it can also be used to describe an event
that video was major lolage!!
by Emma Haddow March 06, 2008
This term was popularized by Dj Khaled via the social media app, Snapchat. Through his many rants, he would often refer to something as a "major key" or "major key alert" or the "keys to success". This could be anything from drinking water with every meal, to watering your plants or even taking out the trash. So many people caught on to this trend and started immitating this phrase and before long, it was an actual coined phrase imbedded in urban vernacular.
by Siddthekidd March 10, 2016