mason is a really rad and freckly guy. he’s the coolest and sweetest guy ever. mason will always be there for you, through thick and thin. he's very loving/caring and super fucking hilarious. mason is the type of person you can talk to for hours on end and there will never be a dull moment. he can hold a conversation very well and he knows lots of random and cool/weird facts which is pretty dope cause everyone else is a fucking idiot.
random chick: who is that freckly kid
other random chick: woah vro thats mason, he's so awesome, he'll knock your socks off
random chick: w o w i need a man like that
other random chick: *in george lopez voice* i know huh
other random chick: woah vro thats mason, he's so awesome, he'll knock your socks off
random chick: w o w i need a man like that
other random chick: *in george lopez voice* i know huh
by cokesperm June 09, 2017
by Jaoson May 10, 2019
Gay,Retarded,Depressed at Most Times. Mason IS The Literal Definition Of Depression. If you Know A Mason Stay A Good Length Away (especially you men). WARNING STAY AWAY FROM MASONS!!!!!
by MasonsGay+ May 17, 2018
A sexy motherfucker that is rich and loves his hair and loves his sixpack also his girlfriend plus he also enjoys counting money.
Mason is sexy
by Masons6806 January 08, 2018
A guy with a giant bush who always shows it in public. He always talks about sticking his ballsac in people's faces and his schlong in girls mouths and assholes. He also makes up songs about girls that he fanticises about.
by moneymace April 16, 2009
To be so fat that you are mistaken as a beached whale. Can actually be used to refer to beached whales as well, mostly just real fat kids.
by annanomous December 01, 2007