max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

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max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

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Max is a very outgoing tall funny boy. He has blonde hair and is very smart. He is very funny and his best-friend Paige thinks he's very cool. He plays the saxophone usually and he's very talented and he always has something to say or talk about.

yo bestfriend max!!

by poohs May 9, 2019

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Max

Max is truly a amazing person, if you ever get to meet a max be very thankful and do not loose they may lie to you at sometimes but that is only so they wont hurt your feelings. Max is usually the name of a man that every girl has a crush on. They will have a great smile and something about them will make you smile and feel so great inside. Either their smile, laugh, smell, or just how they treat you. Never treat a max badly, you can never stay mad at a Max for a long time. They will be insecure at some times, but you have to bring them up. They will be Awkward at some times but that just means they like you.

Person 1- "Max is so amazing"
Person 2- "I know you should go talk to him"

by ugly yet October 7, 2019

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Max

Max is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.

Max is always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

Max is a Loser...

Also know as Dumb Fuck, Idiot, Fool, Dumb Ass, Dick Head, etc.

by Hottest man aka humberto January 2, 2020

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