by SpicyCat February 11, 2015

by olmagurl November 30, 2010

The actual best card game ever created in the known universe. It is a strategy and math game based in various settings, called planes. To win a match of magic you must amass an army of creatures to overrun your opponent, or use other methods like spells. Also everyone who plays will never do drugs because they have no money, except for special cases.
"Bro, Did you see that Magic: The Gathering tournament last night!? It was epic!" "Totally, that burn deck that won was AMAZING!"
by SpikeFurious May 16, 2019

A dangerous drug synthesized from paper and ink extracts in Switzerland. Addiction occurs nearly simultaneously with the first consumption, and will deplete one's wallet faster than you can say "Tap that freaking Darksteel Colossus, yeah baby".
Magic the Gathering Addict:
Mom: Where's your money?
Nerd: I just spent it on some maj
Mom: wow, that's so sad...
Mom: Where's your money?
Nerd: I just spent it on some maj
Mom: wow, that's so sad...
by Freaking Garruk April 6, 2008

Making rediculous catches,correctly predicting future events,and all around amazing good luck. it IS the stoner magic
by 420ronpaul420 November 28, 2009

An insane concoction of cookies-and-cream Häagen-Dazs, skim milk, Ecstasy, mushrooms and LSD. Commonly drank by hackers of epic proportions.
Albert Gonzalez: "Dude, we got anymore magic milkshakes left?"
Stephen Watt: "Nah man, let me make some more. We've still got some LSD, right?"
Stephen Watt: "Nah man, let me make some more. We've still got some LSD, right?"
by trap15 June 3, 2011

by smudger1 March 13, 2014
