West Spring

Two words:

Just don’t.

Anyways, Zhenghua Secondary School is located not too far away from WSSS. It was our school that enabled WSSS to start its operations. Did you know WSSS started out in Zhenghua’s campus? We practically made you!

We have top notch facilities like a rock wall, outdoor high elements, and ramps that link all four levels of the campus for those who are handicapped, and for the lazy fucks out there who cant be bothered to take the stairs.

Here, the students run the show! Everyone gets a say in anything, without any teachers or staff punishing you for speaking your mind.

We have comfy uniforms that don’t make you have a heat stroke! Introducing our polo uniform! It’s made of dri fit (think fbt shirts). Imagine wearing that every day, regardless of whether there’s a pandemic or not! Who cares if it’s red, at least it isnt the boring old white tops and dark coloured bottoms!

Delicious food is served in our canteen, with eight stalls ranging from your cai fan stall, japanese and western cuisines, interesting takes on fusion food, scrumptious malay dishes, and so much more!

Upper secondary classrooms are all fitted with air cons that will be turned on throughout the day. What a delight in hot and humid Singapore, all paid for by LTA!

We statistically score better than WSSS in all national exams, so if you want to make the right choice and not simply go with the hype,

Choose Zhenghua Secondary School as your first choice!
Don’t bother about West Spring, join Zhenghua Secondary School!
by westspringbad November 9, 2021
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Oshkosh West

Oshkosh West is a place where dreams go to die, the staff overpowers the students even if you're right, they will do whatever they can in there power to ruin your life even if u did absolutely nothing wrong, the other day ago I had my phone out on a table 2 minutes before the bell rings and I start packing up and the student teacher yelled at me for packing up i ignored him so he took my phone from me which I wasn't even on it...? I tried to fight to get my phone back or and reason with the school but they only made my life worse i ended up getting written up and having to turn in my phone everyday even when i wasn't on it , I'm a senior at Oshkosh west and how hatted every second of how this school treats the student body like shit.
Oshkosh West is a horrible place to go to school would never recommend
by gabe dinggle December 11, 2018
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West Metro

A roblox group that runs Automatic Trains in a fictional city called Weston.
The group is owned by x444e and has been since October 2024
I took a journey with West Metro. It's a lot better the Tongbusz
by x444e December 2, 2024
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Doug west

A fat Guy, that loves to Lie, and manipulate everyone, Loves to talk about kidbehindAcamera, Beourguest and others. When you ask him for proof, he will turn against you and talk shit back. Also Snorts like a pig when he lies.
Hey Francisco, have you seen Omar?
Francisco: Last time I seen him he pulled a Doug west.
by FUCKOFFTROLLS July 5, 2020
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West Side Guido

Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".
Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!
by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009
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cole dass west

"Hey did you see the Cole Dass West over there? That dude's a complete idiot."
by ColeDass69 April 7, 2022
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When you shake a bottle of OxyContin/oxycodone in a strip club or at a party to find some “company”
I went into “the wet beaver” shook my West Virginia mating call just once and them bitches heads started popping up like prairie dogs
by ODie419 August 10, 2022
mugGet the West Virginia mating callmug.

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