by Absolute Moron August 30, 2023

Thomas is here.
by Che1234 July 27, 2020

A creepy nonce who loves popcorn won't stop playing fortnite and loves meeting up in playground with 4 year-olds don't let your children near the small peen boy alone by the swings
by Michael cheese December 21, 2018

1. "Hey we are going to hangout with Thomas, wanna come?"
We are going to get high, wanna join?
2. "Are you hanging out with Thomas?"
Are you high?
We are going to get high, wanna join?
2. "Are you hanging out with Thomas?"
Are you high?
by Prof. Robert November 18, 2019

by ugghjhjkftjyv May 11, 2021

people walk in the hallways and see thomas and say "OMFG THE GOAT IS HERE OMG OMG" and ask thomas this "CAN I TAKE A PIC WITH YOU PLZ IS FOR INSTA" everyone knows thomas is the goat and the rest of you are pussies
by yodatz.TK June 2, 2022

A "Pickled Thomas" is the lesser known term for that special drinking buddy we all have that just cant keep pace in the race, often far exceeding their intake allowance whilst deluding themselves of their prowess in the field.
by Ninjaprints November 9, 2011
