michael zhou

Gay ass fucking hoe on Plum Grove Subreddit

Ew it's michael zhou

by lm26 May 5, 2020

Michael Jackson

Issued black returned white

Michael Jackson he went from being black to being white what dummy. Julian's penis is big.

by BlackJackScrotum June 4, 2021

George Michael Stubble

For the young generation of teenagers developing a stubble that really looks like bum fluff. Normally either gets the joke straight away or has to seek further research in the definition.

For Example.

Parent/Older Person: Ah I see your going for the George Michael Stubble look...

Younger Person: Huh?! yea i guess...

Parent/Older person: Your George Michael stubble seems to be suiting you!

Younger Person: *&^£ off (i better shave...)

by o0 J Dizzle 0o July 6, 2009

chad michael murray

Only the hottest man alive!!

OMG!! jesse mccartney is sooo not chad!!

by becka May 13, 2005

Chad Michael Murray

Walking sex. A teen idol on the WB's One Tree Hill, where he gets to make out with Hilarie Burton. He also made out with Hilary Duff in A Cinderella Story and got very close to Paris Hilton in House of Wax; only one of the sexiest men ever.

Girl 1: Damn, Chad Michael Murray is hot.
Girl 2: I WANT HIM IN MY BED NOW.
Girl 3: Just try Chad for insta-orgasm!

by Rosston January 15, 2006

Michael J. Font

A style of writing looking like the script of one with Parkinson's disease. See also, Chicken Scratch and Michael J Fox.

My teacher tried to grade my paper, but couldn't read it because I wrote in Michael J. Font.

by BigWillJackDick April 19, 2011

Michael Blinky Waters

Derived from the cartoon Blinky Bill. Blinky's have a body build with the stunning resemblance to E.T, dyed blond hair, the body language of a confused gay squirrel.

He enjoys being with his gf n doing other lame activities because he is a proud WOM. Blinky has no hair style even after the expensive extremely gay dyeing of his hair and use of a pink hair dryer. Blinkys like watching stupid dating shows on MTV and are always the first onto bandwagon in music and fashon. Blinkys are fluent in the languag of druek and nuerk. e.g "hav u seen druek black?" or "man druek that furking nuerk"

"hey mate u seen Michael Blinky Waters?, nah i think he with steph....WOMMMM!"
"hey where mike? oh blinkys blow drying his hair"
"blinky needs to get ready, giv him another hour. ok"

by OHOHOWND April 12, 2010