spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Hemispheric Man Lady

Someone who has a polarizing arsehole.

Person: Oh wow, that's a hemispheric man lady!

by Polarizing_arsehole August 19, 2017

Do it Lady!

"Do it lady!" is the new "Get it gurl!"
- ayyshook

"Happy birthday! Do it lady!"

by unacceptable22 July 3, 2025

What in the Lady GAGA

Typically used for a very different set of clothing or fashion

On Buzzfeed;
"What in the Lady GAGA is that!?"

by DeannnaHapppiiee:D July 28, 2017

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

lady dot

Name for a period

"I just got my lady dot"

by Swagmoneycoop July 8, 2017