When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
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Get the National Buy a Bucket Hat Day! mug.Similar to the concept of a White Hat Hacker, that being that the hat denotes the morality or motive for their actions in a mere garment of clothing, Fedora Hat Moderators are Moderators (whether that be Discord, Twitch, or hell if they are desperate enough, Youtube) whose sole purpose for moderating is to hopefully be in a relationship with the person they are serving.
Usually, when the platform the moderator is moderating for is Twitch, the person in question may also purchase a "Tier 3 Subscription" from the person they are serving.
The key weakness of a Fedora Hat Moderator is for the streamer to get a partner, usually, when they are struck by the realization that they have spent money and time on someone who ultimately won't be the partner of the streamer, which should have been realized from the beginning, they will go on the social media platform "Twitter" and complain about how they wasted their time, usually revealing their scummy intentions. Emphasis on the "cummy" part of that word.
Usually, when the platform the moderator is moderating for is Twitch, the person in question may also purchase a "Tier 3 Subscription" from the person they are serving.
The key weakness of a Fedora Hat Moderator is for the streamer to get a partner, usually, when they are struck by the realization that they have spent money and time on someone who ultimately won't be the partner of the streamer, which should have been realized from the beginning, they will go on the social media platform "Twitter" and complain about how they wasted their time, usually revealing their scummy intentions. Emphasis on the "cummy" part of that word.
"Dude, did you hear?"
"lmao what?"
"Turns out Lumine69 is a huge simp."
"but wait isn't he a mod for Luxine256 lol?"
"Yeah, he is one of those mods who moderates just to get with the streamer. Real fucked people."
"ye a real fedora hat moderator."
"lmao what?"
"Turns out Lumine69 is a huge simp."
"but wait isn't he a mod for Luxine256 lol?"
"Yeah, he is one of those mods who moderates just to get with the streamer. Real fucked people."
"ye a real fedora hat moderator."
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Get the elf hat mug.When you meet a guy and he’s wearing a hat, making him extremely a lot more attractive than he actually is without a hat, probably hiding that he’s actually bald. This is usually the case when online dating
On Tinder, I set up a really hot and steamy date with this cowboy for Valentine’s Day 😉 only to leave as soon as I saw I was the victim of a Hat Trick! He was as bald as a baby’s bare ass!!!
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