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Rusty Crouth

by The24Shiz April 21, 2009
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Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is:

1: when you have a gay 69 and stick your hand inside there asshole and pull out the shit and rub it on each other than the first one to cum has to eat all of the shit.

2: when you take your girl out to a resterrant than not let her take a shit all day than you have anale sex untill she shits all over your dick than you take out your dick and bust all over her back than you have to eat all of the shit and cum with out you hands.

3: When you take a shit in your girls mouth and then you stick your dick in there untill she trows up all over your dick than she has to eat the shit and put it in her vagina than cum in her face.

4: to take out as much shit as posibul with one hand full and two servings and eat it
I had to give a Rusty Venture to my friends last nights.
by Rusty Venture69 November 24, 2010
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Rusty Poolnoodle

When a guy and girl do anal and she clenches so hard his foreskin tightens and squeezes his penis like it is in a pool noodle
We tried anal for the first time and she clenched so hard my foreskin felt like I was fucking a rusty poolnoodle
by aandrew16 July 22, 2022
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rusty hurdle

When a she-male gives a tony danza to another person
Lady Gaga always gives rusty hurdles when she has sex.
by Teddy Geisel June 13, 2011
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dr. rusty’s sore throat salve

Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.
by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017
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rusty twister

The rusty twister is when a mans penis is in a girls ass and then she proceeds to take laxatives and spins on the mans wanker while shitting. Usually done by people like Hillary Clinton
Dude did you hear the Jon got a rusty twister last night?
by Cocoforlife November 23, 2016
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Rusty Tant

Noun: a tant with a rusty brown hue compared to the rest of the surrounding genital skin.
by Rancidcheeto June 22, 2024
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